Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?
The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog.
You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football?
My Momma wouldn't sign the permission slip. Said it might be a little too dangerous.
Yeah, good call.